DO NOT ASK US ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY. WE DO NOT KNOW IF YOU ARE BISEXUAL, LESBIAN, GAY, OR OTHER THINGS. ALSO, IT IS NORMAL TO MASTURBATE REGARDLESS OF YOUR AGE.

“How old are you two?” J is 20 and E is 21.

“How long have you guys been together?” Two years. 

“Are you a heterosexual couple?” Yes.

“Will you post your personal tumblrs?” J’s is in the top menu.

“Will you post your nudes?” Never.

“Will you post pictures of yourselves at all?” No. 

“Will you post videos?” Probably only very rarely. We really prefer gifs, and you can easily find videos at: redtube.com, slutload.com, spankwire.com, nudevista.com, fapdu.com, and many others.

“How do I go to the next page?” There is an arrow at the bottom of the sidebar. Our page is best viewed in Google Chrome.

“How do I (make myself orgasm, masturbate, other things that are specific to gender)?” Please remember to tell us your gender because otherwise we will have no idea what to tell you! 

Female masturbation/orgasm/vaginal tightness:

• “My boyfriend doesn’t like eating me out. Why?”

• “What’s the best way to turn myself on and masturbate without a vibrator?”

• “I’ve heard that having sex or masturbating can cause the vagina to become less tight. Is this true or just a rumour?”

• “How do I know when I’m orgasming?/I’m scared to finger myself?”

• “I’m really tight and it’s an inconvenience. Can I become more loose? How?”

• “I used to be able to orgasm, but now when I masturbate, I can’t. Why?”

• “How long should it take a girl to masturbate?”

• “How do I make myself cum?”

Male masturbation/jack off/blowjob/deepthroat/sperm:

• “Girlfriend couldn’t make me cum from handjobs/bj’s. Is it my fault or hers?”

• “My boyfriend takes a really long time to cum. Is there any way I can make him cum faster?”

• “Tips for giving a better handjob/blowjob?”

• “I’m not cumming a lot when I masturbate. Why?”

• “How can I increase how much I cum?”

• “How can I make my cum taste better?”

• “My boyfriend likes to be teased/likes slow head. What do I do?”

• “How can I deepthroat? Or deepthroat better?”

Anal sex:

• “Girlfriend is complaining about pain during anal sex. Why?”

• “How do I make sure anal sex isn’t messy?”

• “How do you get comfortable doing anal? Can you make it hurt less?”

• “Tips for first time doing anal?”

• “Will I shit/get shit on during anal?”

• “How do I get someone to like anal?”

Cowgirl:

• “What do I do? Tips?”